Bonnie Simon Says...

"Can chickens serve as a coping mechanism for life challenges? The answer is a resounding yes! They're healthier than alcohol and they pay rent in eggs."
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"Everyone should keep chickens. They don't just lay eggs, they also provide comedy."
See the Chickens


"How do I describe myself? I'm everyone's favorite eccentric aunt who bakes ChatGPT-generated cookie recipes while offering unabashed relationship advice."
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"Do you wish you had an older sister to help you buy a car? I can help you."
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A Short List of Interesting Things

Living an unexpected life.

Author

"If I had known what a trouble it was to make a book I wouldn't a tackled it..." - Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer.

It is indeed hard to make a book, but I published one about recovering from widowhood at age 39 anyway. The next book is taking shape in my blog.

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Speaker

Sometimes I feel like I've discovered important secrets about loss, dating and how to be a happy person. I'd like to share them with your group.

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Amateur Chicken Farmer

After losing my first husband unexpectedly, I found solace and purpose in raising a flock of backyard chickens, which taught me valuable lessons about life and death and helped me navigate my grief.

Let's See Some Chickens!
Auto Broker

As an auto broker, I provide a trusted and supportive service, acting like a “big sister” to women as they navigate the car buying process, helping them save time and stress.

I Might Need This!

Setting the Wastebasket on FIRE: When Chickens Bloom in the Widow's Garden

"Many people turn to something destructive to deal with grief, like drugs or alcohol," a grief counselor said to me. "But not you. You turned an obsession with chickens into a way of dealing with loss."

Upcoming Events

Join Bonnie at her next speaking events! Maybe she'll even bring a chicken!

Wed
04
Sep 2024
Deliberate Dating Blueprint
Zoom

Learn what I wish I had known when I was dating.

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Wed
07
Aug 2024
Deliberate Dating Blueprint
private home

Learn what I wish I had known when I was dating.

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